Thursday, June 24, 2010

6.23.10 Zenclay

I had the dark roast at Zenclay...


Thanks, Shmadam Masterhands, for this appropriate rating. The Joe, service, and food was all pretty NoJo. So NoJo that a simple NoJo just did not seem fitting. DoJo means that these guys need to take a lesson to get Jo, or Good. I know you're thinking "DoJo is a hall or room in which martial arts is performed/practiced, not somewhere that someone learns about proper food service." Well, you are right ;).

Monday, June 21, 2010

6.22.10 Eat N Park

I had a cup of regular Coffee at Eat N Park...


I know you're wondering what this new rating means and why it reads so dangerously close to the word to describe the sex act that is popular with our generation. Well let me explain. Remember that Jo means good. BLo is not to be read as Blow, but as BeLow. So this coffee is basically BeLow Good, or BAD. BLoJo is just another way of saying that.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

6.19.10 Panera

Okay, I've tried the Dark Roast many a time. This time it was...


...which means it was forgettable and real lame.

Thanks, Jorge Zattezello and Turker Ragglepuss for the new rating idea. They both thought of on their own.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

6.15.10 Blue Moose/6.16.10 Jay's Daily Grind

On June 15th, I had an iced Americano at Blue Moose. It's the first time I ever felt a coffee was right in the middle or so-so. My new rating for that is...


On June 16th, I had an iced Americano at Jay's Daily Grind. Whoa! It was mindblowing! New rating is...


As in WhOa, that is great JOe. Do you get it?

Also, I had the Jack Rabbit Sandwiche. Turns out there is no rabbit on this sandwiche, which is good for me ;). The Sandwiche was...