The end of an era

time's change and then twitter comes out and then you get a better phone and then you decide it's much easier to tweet this shit then to log in and post on a blog. please be a dear and follow me (that's twitter speak) or just keep up with my reviews. they are over yonder at http://twitter.com/#!/morgantownjoe

i hope i don't disappoint!!!1!!

7.31.10 Blue Moose Cafe

I had the organic French Roast...

...Jo.

7.24.10 Blue Moose

I had the Costa Rican Tarrazu because I was interested in the name...

...Jo.

Tarrazu Tarrazu. It just rolls off the tongue so well. Not the coffee but the word. If the coffee rolled off my tongue, I wouldn't be able to drank it. DERRRRR.

7.21.10 Jay's Gruhnd

Today I had the Pinto...

...HoJo.

HoJo is very good, and it means Horse Joe.

You're welcome.

7.14.10 Jay's MTV's The Grind (Spring Break)

I went to Jay's and had my (BIG SURPRISE) iced Americano. It's consistently good whenever muh friend Rich is there. So today I rate it...

...RoJo.

RoJo sounds and looks like Rolo, but has nothing to do with it. RoJo stands for: Rich makes Outstanding Joe.

Hope this helps!

6.23.10 Zenclay

I had the dark roast at Zenclay...

...DoJo.

Thanks, Shmadam Masterhands, for this appropriate rating. The Joe, service, and food was all pretty NoJo. So NoJo that a simple NoJo just did not seem fitting. DoJo means that these guys need to take a lesson to get Jo, or Good. I know you're thinking "DoJo is a hall or room in which martial arts is performed/practiced, not somewhere that someone learns about proper food service." Well, you are right ;).

6.22.10 Eat N Park

I had a cup of regular Coffee at Eat N Park...

...BLoJo.

I know you're wondering what this new rating means and why it reads so dangerously close to the word to describe the sex act that is popular with our generation. Well let me explain. Remember that Jo means good. BLo is not to be read as Blow, but as BeLow. So this coffee is basically BeLow Good, or BAD. BLoJo is just another way of saying that.